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Wednesday, September 2, 2009
My friend posted this story on Facebook, and i found it damn hilarious!
Anger Managment : A True Story
When you occassionally have a really bad day,
and you just need to take it out on someone,
don't take it out on someone you know,
take it out on someone you don't know.
It all started one day when I was sitting at my desk and remembered a phone call I had forgotten to make.
I found the number and dialed it.
A man answered, saying, "hello."
I politely said, "This is Chris.
May I please speak with Robin Carter?"
Suddenly, the phone was slammed down on me. I couldn't believe that anyone would be so rude.
I tracked down Robin's correct number and called her.
I had transposed the last two digits of her phone number.
After hanging up with her, I decided to call the 'wrong' number again.
When the same guy answered the phone, I yelled, "you're an idiot!" and hung up.
I wrote his number down with the word idiot next to it, and put it in my desk drawer.
Every couple of weeks, when I was paying bills or had a really bad day, I'd call him up and yell, "you're and idiot!"
It always cheered me up.
When caller ID came to our area, I thought my therapeutic 'idiot' calling would have to stop.
So, I called his number and said, "hi, this is John Smith from the Telephone Company, I'm just calling to see if you're interested in the Caller ID Program?"
He yelled "NO!" and slammed the phone down.
I quickly called him back and said, "that's because you're an idiot!"
One day I was at a store, getting ready to pull into a parking spot.
Some guy in a bl@ck BMW cut me off and pulled into the spot I had patiently waited for.
I hit the horn and yelled that I had been waiting for that spot.
The idiot ignored me.
I noticed a 'For Sale' sign on his car window, so I wrote down his number.
A couple of days later, right after calling the first idiot, (I had his number on speed dial by now), I thought I had better call the BMW idiot, too.
I said, "is this the man with the bl@ck BMW for sale?"
"Yes, it is," he said.
"Can you tell me where I can see it?" I asked.
"Yes, I live at 1802 West 34th Street. It's a yellow house and the car's parked right out front."
"What's your name?" I asked.
"My name's Don Hansen," he replied.
"When's a good time to catch you Don?" I said.
"I'm home every evening after five," he said.
"Listen, Don, can I tell you something?" I asked.
"Yes?" he said.
"Don, you're an idiot."
Then I hung up and added his number to my speed dial.
After several weeks of calling the two of them alternately, I figured there was an even better idea.
So I called the first idiot: "You're an idiot!"
I shouted (but I didn't hang up)
"Are you still there?" he asked.
"Yeah," I replied
"Stop calling me!" he screamed.
"Make me," I said.
" What's your name?" he demanded.
"Don Hansen," I responded.
"Where do you live?" he asked.
"Idiot, I live at 1802 West 34th Street, a yellow house with a beamer parked right in front." I said.
"Alright Don, you better start saying your prayers because I'm coming over right now!" he said.
"Ha! Like I'm really scared, idiot." I said.
Then I called idiot 2. "Hello?" he said.
"Hello idiot." I said.
He yelled, "if I ever find out who you are!"
"You'll what?" I asked.
"I'll kick your @ss!" he exclaimed.
I answered, "well here's your chance, idiot. I'm coming over right now.
Then I hung up and immediately called the police, saying that I live at 1802 West 34th Street, and that I was on my way over there to kill my g@y lover.
Then I called Channel 4 News about the gang war going down on West 34th Street.
I quickly got into my car and drove over to 34th Street.
There I saw two idiots beating the crap out of each other in front of 6 squad cars, a police helicopter, and a news crew.
Weird part 1: While i was jogging at the park nearby my place, I saw a guy , wearing a black shirt, black pants, a black cloak, black hat... and feeding a bunch of crows!!! and he whistled to it too! weirdo!
Weird part 2: On the other day, i saw a guy at MRT station, was wearing a black turban, a black mixed dark green cloak, black Alladin pants, and black shirt.. he got a little bit moustache and i think a thin eyeliner... I was like ........... dumbfounded.... and stupid thoughts flashed into my mind, that either he was a terrorist that going to blow Toa Payoh MRT or he was a wizard from Hogwart. He is so weird!
Weird part 3: I saw a grandma, aged around 60, tanned, skinny, bony and wrinkled. She was wearing a mini dress, striking red, with laces and guess what. It was so mini, until i could see her tacky red panties! She was so confident, walking on the road like nobody business. She used a heavy make up and walked with a grandpa, which i think not her husband. I didn't know she was aware or not, that everybody staring at her. I wish i could snap a photo at that moment. So weirdo!
Weird part 4: I entered a wrong block twice!! i am weirdo too :(
Irritating part 1: one of my friend msg me at facebook: " ...hhehehehe..btw i will come to Singapore 14-24 August...lets hang out.. i need people to accompany me for afternoon only ... after 5, i will be BUSY...hehehe..." WTF?! first of all, who the hell are you? president? the-most-important-person in the world?! secondly, i don't care and i am not desperate of your accompaniment. Lastly, i am busy with my own things! I barely have time for myself, and i still have to spare with you?! i better spare it with the loved one..
Irritating part 2:One of the thing that i need to submit to the manpower office is a passport photograph, and i do have my own (btw, i look good in that photo! .lol.). But I don't know somehow, they didn't accept my own passport photo, so they asked me to take a new photo again. So i went out, and took a snap on next door photo shop. It cost me $6 for an ugly and unready face, it looks like a mugshot!. I feel so cheated, because end up, they just need my photo to scan it!
Irritating part 3: There is someone i get to know recently ( I hope she isn't reading this ). She is irritating bitch. A lonely bitch that keep asking me and my friends to go outing. She called me and she msg me few times while i was outstation. Please, give it up! It is so annoying. She also lied about one thing and she gossips a lot! hahaha.. i love the gossips part only.
Irritating part 4: He keep mentioning to me, "If you work hard, you will be rewarded" like a xxxx times! i am so sick with it. I know that i have to work hard.It isn't necessary to mention it many times. Is like you don't trust me and worry that i will be slacking. Sigh. I will toughen up!
.1200hrs. I went out around 12 noon. Feel so hungry and decided to get brunch. I reached the food court around 12.15pm, bought some food, drink and finished around 12.15 pm. On the the way to accomplished the mission, i went to duplicate my key, $1.
.1300hrs. Browsed some shops around the Toa Payoh shops lot I found it, but its quite big and that wasn't what i want. Its $23. Nevermind, i searched further. Maybe the thing that i want is somewhere else.. So, I went to Save and Shop. 1.30pm Found nothing. Continue to Fair price 1.45pm. Searching for the entire 2nd floor. Found nothing.
.1400hrs. Walked further, and entered Courts 2.15pm. Found nothing. I was like, damn, why is it so hard?! it just to find a simple thing. I had visited the two biggest supermarket near my house, but the result was NiL. So i decided to go Carefour Dhoby Ghaut. Maybe more choices. Went MRT station 2.30pm On the way, claimed two"noncollectable" deposit of one way MRT tickets. damn! wasted $2. ning nong..ning nong.. Reached Plaza Singapura 2.45pm. Entered Carefour and directly went to house appliances section. I found the item, but it wasn't my expectation. Its exactly the same item with the one i found at shop lot?!?! T_T If this is the case, i better take the one at the shop lot. At least i won't have to carry it so far away. The thing is pretty heavy! So i decided to go back to the shop lot and buy that :*
.1500hrs. I reached at the shop lot again. Bought the clothes line for $23, newspaper $1and mats $10. Walked back home after that. It was quite a distant. The weather wasn't that compromising. Sweating like hell.
On the way home, i found the same item, BUT cheaper!!! $17 and comes in red color! *sigh sigh* Reached home 3.20pm
End up the item quality wasn't that good
plus,
Total cost: More than you can imagine for a stupid hanger
I got new lappie .. yeay! Not new actually, i got it few weeks ago.. So, can consider as junior member of my "Crappy & Creepy collection". Anyway, i handed my old precious lappie to my dad. To the good hand. He promised that he will repair and use it at home. At least the old lappie won't work so hard again. Can consider its retirement phase.
So, new lappie profile : -Windows Vista Ultimate, service pack 1. -Intel (R) Core (TM)2 Duo CPU T6400 @2.00GHz -RAM 3 GB -32-bit operating System. -Built in webcam + mic. -Glossy black on the outer part. -inside as in the photos above. -It is relatively affordable. -Good for basic use. -Price: RM2100.
Job scope: -Browsing -MSN + YM -Online games. -Multimedia Player. -Blogging
*ps: the credit goes to my dad! The most generous person in the world! :D
When i was little kid. My parent very2 seldom gave me stuffs. Stuffs as in gift, present, toys, money, accessories, even coloring books! I did have pocket money, but no extra pocket money. I had to wait till Chinese New year Angpao or my birthday.
One time, i wanted a mermaid coloring book badly. I really want it till i begged them many times. Finally, they bought me that book. That one also i need to photocopy it and shared with my bro and sis.
How i get my first pocket money? There was one time, i saw a small make up case. It was very cute, classy, and comes in a small bottle of old-fashion-perfume bottle ( see one of Britney Spears perfume collection ). I want it so much, and again , i begged for it. At that moment, my dad decided to give us allowance everyday. He said, "you can save your allowance to buy this make up case" He gave us Rp.500 per day. It was consider small for me. Because the make up case i wanted, was much more expensive. I need to save for like a month i guess. End up, i never buy that make up case.
There was one time, when i was junior high school. Mom went back from Singapore. She bought me a t-shirt. Very simple printed t-shirt. I am super happy I dare not wear it. I want to preserve it. If possible I kept it nicely, and every time i unfolded it, it touched my heart again. Because "this is from my mom" She really care about me. I am special. and i decided to wear it, when i thought " i have to wear it before it get expired or else i wasted mom's gift" Guess what, i'm still wearing it til today!
I learn how to appreciate things. Especially from someone that i loved. I used to think why they are so stingy, Are they poor? Why i can't get what i want?
Things are not work like that. We are not always get what we want just like wishing to a fairy-godmother It takes effort and work to achieve it. I never regret in how my parent taught me. They are not poor. But we are not spoiled.
Monday, March 30, 2009
Lesson one:
.DON'T SHAVE YOUR ARMPIT HAIR WITH YOUR BF SHAVER.
Never forget what i'm saying. Do you know what happen?
Ok, this is a little bit disgusting. One day I noticed that my armpit's hair was already "out of control" and decided to get rid of it. But i was in dilemma again. whether to pluck or shave it. If i pluck it, its gonna take sometimes. and i wasn't in the mood to spend efforts on my armpit. a ha, Suddenly, a stupid idea triggered out of the blue moon. You know how i got the idea. I saw my bf not around, I saw his shaver untouched. and that's the moment i thought to take shave as an option. I never use shaver, i mean as in electric shaver. I wanted to know how it feels to be like a man. So i took it, pressed the "on" and "ngungggg...ngunggg..." "brrrrr...brrr..." "zzzz...zzzz"
hmm.. felt a bit pain. but i didn't see blood or scratch. It must be nothing i guess . or maybe i don't get use with a man's stuffs.
went out from closet happily....♪
few hours after that... i went shower. and OMFG?! my armpit skin was blo*dy pain! its turned to be slightly radish. *_* ouch-ing for the entire bathroom session. Sh*t! Its because of my stupid idea and the stupid shaver... arghh.. I swear to my bf shaver, that i would never use that again for my armpit.
Its been days i had my dilemma. it was whether to cut or not. cut or keep it, keep it or cut, cut? or keep it? long or short? short or long? long? or short?
weighted each plus and minus points, long hair will looks girly and guys love long-hair-girl. It covers your too broad shoulder. You can curl it, braid it, make ponytail, cut different hairstyle, rebonding, style-it-up, and so on. Just name it any style! I do really lovessss long hair. But minus points, you need to know how to take a good care of long hair. Like, treatment for once a week, apply leave-in serum, vitamin, and conditioner. So it will looks healthy and shining. I mean no point you have a long hair but you are not taking care of it. In conclusion, long hair is "expensive" Besides, long hair is actually not suitable for girls who living in tropical country. Hot and humid. Makes us sweating and uncomfortable.
What can you do with short hair? I really have no idea. I've been having a long hair for the last 10 years! and i did cut my hair once a year :p But its definitely save your shampoo cost, Reduce your treatment cost, i mean, we don't have to do treatment like once a month. cause most probably you are going to trim your hair once a month or once in two months. Moreover, its very very suitable for girls who living at tropical country. Less perspiration, practical, easy to maintain, and you don't even have to comb it! Magic! The minus point is the opposite of long-hair-own advantages. I mean, what style can you do with short hair? braid? forget it! pony tail? you don't have enough hair to do that?! curl it? yucks! like my grandma?!
Despite of all the good and bad side, I decided to cut all out! C U T IT S H O R T!!
Some people might think that i'm in the middle of problem broken hearted, shock, sad, pain, stressed out, messed up, loss money, got fired, grounded, or whatever.. but I AM not.
I just fed up with my long hair. really! I swim a lot recently. Once in two days. (before i got heavy flu!) and my hair is really irritate me! I have to spend more than 1/2 hour in shower room! arghh! and my hair is getting frizzy because of heavy chlorine. besides, I don't know why, i really hates my long hair recently. is like getting messier, untidy, not glossy, and tangled up! and i sweats a lot recently and its because of MY LONG HAIR!
And i believe if i cut my hair short. It would suit in my future career! You know what i mean.. *wink*
So here are some photos of my "metamorphosis":
Beforethe experiment start.
I was enjoying and camwhoring my long hair. Minutes before i lost it.
*snip.. *snip.. *snip...
after one hour plus...
*tadaaa....
After i cut my hair
Side
Back
Pyuh! I like it. Except the back part.
My metamorphosis: at Miko saloon, Kajang Branch. Hairstylist name is Nicholas Chin.
I realize that i am lesser updating my blog recently. People might think that I'm going out every single day, but the fact is, i have been sitting in front of PC 24/7. Start from early morning when the sun rises, and end up when the sun about to rise again. and Yes! i am not online my MSN and replied all my message late. What doing? Busy with my shop :) I just can't believe it that the business doing good so far. Of course there are some little2 problem inside. but overall, the responses are gooooood.... I am busy with my online customer service support, Busy with replying nonstop emails,
So sorry to all my online friends. I seldom spend time wit you on the MSN or the Facebook/Friendster. I will get my time arrange soon :)
Other than my shop, I fully dedicated my time to my beloved bf, He is the man that i like to spend my time with. He is 110% supporting me with the business. We went out dating almost everyday. Went out with his family,my family, and so on
at Thai Express, The Curve.
Brought my lil' angel to swim once in every 2days.
She loves swimming.
My parent+ him
@ Genting
Me and parent @ Putrajaya.
Anyway, this monthachievement: I am able to swim-breastroke. La la la.. ♪ Finally,after trying so hard to fight the water, I am able to swim. still not floating yet. but at least i can swim! I told you how hard it was, Before i start to try, I always stand in the edge of pool, Thinking how scary deep down there, Submerged for i don't know how many mins. Looking at everyone in the swimming pool. and get scolded many times from bf. Its was a hard time for me. I know, its sounds weird. because no one knows how was my feeling. I SCARED OF WATER, or paranoid to be precised . Everybody thinks that i'm silly. hahaha..
Almost forgot, its kinda late, but its better than nothing. I wanna say to you "welcome to the world!" ♪Yu Feng♪ *3months old*
I had been sitting for so long and try to find a better words. But nothing came out. I don't know whether its surprise or coincidence or what.but its something out of my expectation. And it makes me smile....til now...
Today was very tired. The pain has suffocated my leg to my butt. I had stood all day long, promoting a solid bedroom set for $ 299. Seeing the lots of so-called-potential buyers.smiling endlessly and laughing forcefully when its necessary Suffering of the long working hours.
So once my watch showed 6pm,I rushed back to catch the train (KTM). I was waiting fr a few sec. And my train came. I ran. I wanted to fight for the seat. nothing else really important. I just want to have a nice comfy seat to ease my leg & butt pain. so,i got the seat. I seated tight and relax. i was enjoying the chillness of the aircon. I was waiting for the train to go,but it didnt move. its so classic for ktm to stop few mins. i dint care,as long as i got my seat :)
While i was waiting, Out of sudden, The train staffs came from out of nowhere. Approached me. he handed my little blink bracelet nicely to me.
I caught off guard.
I didn't realize that i dropped my lovely bracelet. I love my new bracelet.its handmade by my auntie,specially for me.and my sis too. The bracelet string was cut off. That was why its dropped. I didn't want to be over confident,but the train delayed for a few mins because of me. The train staff, was try to find me and returned it to me. *touched* (because after he is out,the door closed and train departed) I don't know who is he. But i feel touched. I didn't have chance to say a proper thank you. Things were happen too fast. Who ever you are,and if you read this. I would like to say thank you so much. I really appreciate your effort. maybe the bracelet is meaningless to others But it meant something to me. I realize that things that we perceived not important for us,might have a big meaning to others.
I love roses.
I love chocolate.
I love strawberry.
I love rainbow.
I love Jazz.
I love foods.
I'm enjoying life to the max.
I eat till fat,
I shop till broke.
That's coz... I'm looking for perfection in life.
That's me! ?
.R E D 1 0 4.
Super normal Person with COMPLICATED mind and high DEMAND ..
